Playatech today announced that it has successfully beaten IKEA to win the coveted contract for supplying the Critical Tits After Party at BM05 with the worldís most advanced playa seating. The value of the award is hugs and kisses.

According to Corporate Mouthpiece, corporate mouthpiece for Playatech, ìWe are thrilled to win this imaginary contract, as it proves our Playa Love Seat is ergonomically designed to optimally support, appreciate, honor, and empower goddesses. Our Chief Radical Innovator Sunshine Daydream intends to fulfill the contract by organizing a team of ëLine Loversî who will adore goddesses waiting in line for various experiences, and who will offer use of Playa Love Seats for seated adoration.î The contract includes an option for Critical Tits Camp members to build additional Playatech ploducts as needed for the camp.

Separately today, Playatech acknowledged that it failed to win the even larger contract for Critical Tits massage tables. According to Critical Tits organizer and erotic superhero Captain Erotica, ìwe carefully considered Playatechís bid, but in the end we were forced to conclude that lying face-down on plywood just isnít comfortable for goddessesî. An unnamed Playatech source indicated that Playatech regrets this decision, and could have offered the same padding used in beds designed by competitor www.fedexfurniture.com.

For more information about Playatech, visit www.playatech.com. For more information about Critical Tits, go there.

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