Terms and Conditions

You may download or use Playatech plans ONLY as described herein.

Payment:

Wall Street analysts consider Playatech de IKEA of da playa, but to compete we need more revenue. We’re a dot com made of plywood, to benefit the arts. We don’t want the money ourselves, but you must pay the art gods or your theme camp will be struck by thunder and lightning on the playa! Please don’t mess with the karmic quilt by stealing these plans.

We charge a $5 royalty donation for EVERY sheet of plywood used in our products, because we sell the world’s best dang shareware you can sit on. You get the right to build ONE item for each donation you make. You have the right to use, gift, sell, burn, or otherwise do whatever you want with that item. If you want to make another copy of that item, you must donate again or you are stealing – which is the opposite of gifting. So if you are building 6 each, order 6 copies of the plans.

Self-Sufficiency:

By using these plans, you also agree to be radically self-sufficient, and accept ALL responsibility for all results that transpire, and any damage, injury, death, or insult that may occur. You agree to indemnify Playatech against everything possible known to man, and woman. And you agree to send us pictures! Warning: do not incinerate Playatech furniture while in use – leave that to professionals like us.

Playatech’s Unique Money-Back Guarantee:

Playatech guarantees our products will be the best dang playa furniture you’ve ever built, or your money back. To obtain a refund, ship all parts of your product to Playatech at your expense within 90 days, and we will promptly refund your $5/sheet royalty donation. You didn’t think we’d also refund the money you burned at Home Depot, did you? We offer no other warranties about anything, express or implied.

Those are your rights. Don’t download the plans unless you agree.

For commercial uses, please contact Sunshine@Playatech.com.

 

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